"please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay. please be gay."
sacred chant of the homosexual  (via offwithurhead)

posted 1 hour ago with 202,371 notes

y0itskameron:

I’m the type of girlfriend that loves clingy. You can’t sleep at 3 am, maybe 4? That’s okay, call me. I don’t mind if you wake me up. You’re never annoying to me, no matter how many times you call or text me. I love it. I love that you care so much.

posted 1 hour ago with 134,176 notes

shutupnlive:

we all have this ‘oh shit’ realization moment

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

posted 5 days ago with 191,991 notes

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets