shutupnlive:

we all have this ‘oh shit’ realization moment

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

posted 1 day ago with 187,825 notes

smilestoinspire:

This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets
"My wants are simple: a job that I like and a girl whom I love."
Something Borrowed (via band-of-thieves)

posted 1 week ago with 78,712 notes

fluent-in-lesbianism:

mistercoventry:

“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

#the real gay agenda

posted 1 week ago with 332,333 notes

"Friendship isn’t about who you’ve known the longest. It’s about who walked into your life, said “I’m here for you” and proved it."

posted 1 week ago with 93,346 notes